do demons not have anything better to do than possess young white girls
(Source: daenerystarg, via thenakedandbodacious)
mY AUNT JUST POSTED THIS ON FACEBOOK BECAUSE WE’RE GETTING A LOT OF SNOW BUT I CHOKED OMFG
if you almost chocked on 6-12 inches, try lifting your head back a little and just focus on the tip
LALALALALALALALALLA I CANT HEAR YOU
dont talk with your mouth full
mY AUNT JUST POSTED THIS ON FACEBOOK BECAUSE WE’RE GETTING A LOT OF SNOW BUT I CHOKED OMFG
if you almost chocked on 6-12 inches, try lifting your head back a little and just focus on the tip
(via its-me-maddy)
[Fuckin I had a sex dream about Zak Bagans. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU PEOPLE DO TO ME?!?!?! I WAS NORMAL BEFORE. I WAS BEAUTIFUL. 
fuckers….]
| Zak: | Do you smell that? |
| Aaron: | I think it smells like chili. |
| Nick: | What?! No! |
| Aaron: | Guys come on! It smells like chili. |
| Nick: | It smells like death. |
| Zak: | Aaron what's wrong with you? |